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Demonic desire

2026-03-20T12:51:26Z

Ralpharama: Created page with " Arthur read the Scroll of Demonic #Desire three times as Susan giggled and turned out the bedside lamp. 💥POOF!💥 a horny demon appeared between them. 'What?! No! This isn't what we wanted!' said Arthur, 'Begone—' 'Wait, Arthur,' said Susan, 'let's not be too hasty...' Category:Vss365"

Arthur read the Scroll of Demonic #Desire three times as Susan giggled and turned out the bedside lamp.
💥POOF!💥 a horny demon appeared between them.
'What?! No! This isn't what we wanted!' said Arthur, 'Begone—'
'Wait, Arthur,' said Susan, 'let's not be too hasty...'
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Insatiable appetite

2026-03-20T12:50:20Z

Ralpharama: Created page with " Kevin banged his head and woke up with an #insatiable appetite. He ate cheese and chips, biscuits and bread, a frozen ham and six jars of pickles. Desperate, he ate soap until he remembered the lodger! That done he sat sadly and stared at his own, delicious-looking feet. Category:Vss365"

Kevin banged his head and woke up with an #insatiable appetite. He ate cheese and chips, biscuits and bread, a frozen ham and six jars of pickles. Desperate, he ate soap until he remembered the lodger! That done he sat sadly and stared at his own, delicious-looking feet.
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Magic bowl

2026-03-20T12:49:07Z

Ralpharama: Created page with " Roger demonstrated the magic #time traveling Tibetan singing bowl: 'So, slowly anticlockwise took us back 5 minutes—' Lucy grabbed the bowl and span it rapidly; a dinosaur looked up at them. 'Where's the bowl gone?' she said. 'It hasn't been made yet.' said Roger. 'Ah.' Category:Vss365"

Roger demonstrated the magic #time traveling Tibetan singing bowl: 'So, slowly anticlockwise took us back 5 minutes—'
Lucy grabbed the bowl and span it rapidly; a dinosaur looked up at them.
'Where's the bowl gone?' she said.
'It hasn't been made yet.' said Roger.
'Ah.'
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Gillian's grave

2026-03-20T12:47:24Z

Ralpharama: Created page with " Full of #grief, Simon found himself visiting Gillian's grave again—he threw himself to the ground and wailed, 'I'm so sorry darling!', and beat the earth with his fists. On his way home, just before taking the second exit, Arthur briefly stared at the man on roundabout. Category:Vss365"

Full of #grief, Simon found himself visiting Gillian's grave again—he threw himself to the ground and wailed, 'I'm so sorry darling!', and beat the earth with his fists.
On his way home, just before taking the second exit, Arthur briefly stared at the man on roundabout.
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2026-03-20T12:44:06Z

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Back from the grave

2026-03-20T12:40:52Z

Ralpharama: Created page with " Some days after his #death, Steve returned from the grave, muddy and bedraggled, fingernails broken, 'Susan, darling, I'm not dead!' he sobbed and fell to the floor. 'That's what you said last time!' she yelled, and knocked him out with a spade. Category:Vss365"

Some days after his #death, Steve returned from the grave, muddy and bedraggled, fingernails broken, 'Susan, darling, I'm not dead!' he sobbed and fell to the floor.
'That's what you said last time!' she yelled, and knocked him out with a spade.
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Category:Vss365

2026-03-20T12:38:41Z

Ralpharama: Created page with "VSS means Very Short Story. 365 represents every day of the year. Every day a new prompt word is tweeted. You have to tweet a story, poem or acrostic of no more than 280 characters based upon that day's prompt word. I played for a year or so..."

VSS means Very Short Story. 365 represents every day of the year. Every day a new prompt word is tweeted. You have to tweet a story, poem or acrostic of no more than 280 characters based upon that day's prompt word. I played for a year or so...

Monster in the attic

2026-03-20T12:37:37Z

Ralpharama: Created page with " 'Daddy! I think there's a monster in the attic.' 'There is darling.' 'There is?!' 'Yes, loud thing isn't it?' 'I'll say! #Noise all day! What IS it doing?' 'Learning the saxophone.' 'Well I hate it.' 'Everyone does darling, but don't tell it, or it'll eat your face off.' Category:Vss365"

'Daddy! I think there's a monster in the attic.'
'There is darling.'
'There is?!'
'Yes, loud thing isn't it?'
'I'll say! #Noise all day! What IS it doing?'
'Learning the saxophone.'
'Well I hate it.'
'Everyone does darling, but don't tell it, or it'll eat your face off.'

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